Your Television Doesn’t Like You

Which is worse: The implausible storylines of drug advertisements on television or the laundry list of possible side effects that the drugs can cause? Oh, the absurdity.

No, Do it This Way

One of the cool things about America is that everybody has the right to have their own opinion. The problem is, many people feel they need to share their opinions. How should one fend off this [...]

How to Write a Book

After losing 10 minutes to a scam about writing a bestselling novel in just six weeks, I explain the true formula for writing a book in five (easy?) steps.

Fear the Muse

The muse feeds the writer’s mind and soul with ideas and the desire to commit those ideas to the page. I think my muse wants to kill me. She feeds me with a slingshot from across a football [...]