I never thought I would need open-heart surgery, but I do, and the hospital staff has made pre-surgery scarier and more complex than I ever could have imagined.

Escape from the Hospital

No more doctors! No more nurses! No more “pain management” that feels like torture! I’m making an escape from the hospital, shingles be damned!

Out of the ER, Into the Fire

I’ve heard people say they’d rather stick needles in their eyes than do XYZ. After my recent experience at the hospital, I’m really not sure which one I’d rather.

After the ER

It’s another fun hospital visit, which means another fun hospital blog for you to read and hopefully not feel my pain.

A Trip to the ER

If what you write becomes what you experience in day-to-day life, then my trip to the ER was completely self-manifested.