Customer Disservice

When life gives you an absurd philosophy, find a few lemons and squeeze them into your gin and tonic. It’s what’s meant to be.

Am I Caught Up Yet?

After a two-month blogging hiatus, thanks to Day Job Hell, I’m finally back and ready to catch up. Even if it’s only to appease my webmistress.

Timing, Part 3

Where can I get my hands on a magic lamp and a genie to grant wishes? You know, to help with the whole timing thing.

Timing, Part 2

Journey with me back in time. But only to three years ago. My time machine isn’t that advanced.

Timing, Part 1

Timing is everything when it comes to writing and, well, almost everything else in life.

The Borrowed Book

There’s nothing quite like sinking your teeth into a new book, especially one that comes highly recommended from a friend.

Mardi Gras

It’s Mardi Gras, which means the race is on for who can be the loudest, most obnoxious drunk in the place. I don’t plan on winning.